This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless
oh…………………………………
Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón
@thebibliosphere didn’t your Magic Physio Man become a Magic Physio Man after learning about his mom’s back problems?
Yes. She was in severe pain for many years and didn’t tell anyone. Just kept looking after the kids and dragging herself along because they were too poor for her to prioritize herself.
Magic Physio Man took a massage class for fun one year and needed someone to practice on, so he asked if he could practice on her. A couple of minutes in, he realized there was something severely wrong, pressed her about it, found out the extent of her relentless pain, and threw himself into a lifetime of learning how to ease the pain of others.
Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”
i cant control my hand suddenly
Everyone has seen this post, right? Right?
I have something I want to check, but the answer may scare me. Alright, here it goes:
Please reblog, though I'm pretty sure it's gonna be pretty conclusive regardless of sample size.
Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like
Or
And it can switch in a matter of seconds.
bold of you to assume im not
THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
birdy.., !’
Yep that's what it's like
Sometimes I really just want to shake people and go, “Consider the astonishing possibility that you and your circle of voluntary social contacts do not actually constitute a representative sample of what most of humanity feels, wants or experiences.”
And no there is no demographic that is exempt from this.
I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding
Some of us are old enough to remember when literally everything took about 4 weeks to ship.
My couch is arriving in 4 weeks and company gave us a $200 gift card in apology after telling us it would take 4 weeks when we bought the thing. I-this instant gratification is really doing something to us. I know I sound like a grumpy old woman but it is ok to wait for things if it means fellow human beings are treated fairly.
Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
Walrus crowd
loose potatoes in the produce section