ALL YOU NEED IS HAPPY THOUGHTS

Remember ladies, gaydies, and theydies in 2019 we’re not hopping into relationships with people just because we’re lonely AND we’re not adding people to already dying or dead relationships in a last ditch attempt to fix them! We’re absolutely not perpetuating any more dating drama and trauma!

Why is this so funny

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

Knowing your life’s purpose

2019 has to be better, right?

It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.

they will defeat thanos

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.

Christian Soriano is bae

Regular reminder: you aren’t supposed to fit clothes. Clothes are supposed to fit you. Clothes are literally made to fit you.