My Electronic People's Mic

Columbia is unhousing students of color after suspending them:

[additional ID: tweet contains a screenshot of text reading: "Dear Student,

I am writing to follow up on the notice of interim suspension you received earlier today from my office.

As detailed in that notice, your BC/CU ID has been deactivated, and you will not have access to the residence halls, dining facilities, classrooms, or any other part of campus.

If you need to come to retrieve any of your belongings from your residence hall, please go to CARES, located on the first floor of Elliot Hall. A CARES responder will escort you to your room, and you will have 15 minutes to gather what you might need." end ID]

phrasing of this is taking me out

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

more like ursula slay le guin

the comic (#1890)

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

post canceled i missed the fucking boat. it left without me

no it’s true. washington just has a blue filter over it irl

can confirm, it’s just blue here

blue as hell out here

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Obviously people tag this with fictional characters who match this dynamic, but I have to say I am OBSESSED with everyone who is like “this is me for real in actual life. I would die for you, assistant manager brenda.”

I noticed you havent said anything about my new wound

Until all of you can agree on how to treat people kindly, I'm taking all of the gender and giving it to the trains

You see that trolley, it's kinda a girl now but also vaguely a cat somehow, that acela over there it's transfem now, the California Zephyr is now masculine and the Cascades is now a undetermined 5th gender known only to exist in Portland

they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death