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♥Ohaiyo Mina♥

@jessigothery / jessigothery.tumblr.com

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- Lose that badge and what’ve you got?
- Try and take it and I’ll show….now hol’ on, you really took it…
- Guess who’s the Sheriff now, country boy >:3
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katswenski
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plume

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

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mousathe14

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

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deathcomes4u

no no, french dogs just be like that

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axylh

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

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I know you all have been waiting for this AND I MISSED THEM SO MUCH SO HERE WE GO MY SWEET BABIES.

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Saw this flirty jokes somewhere....

Oh Erron ! Your Mah's favorite girl finally caught you 😩

Don't repost without permission!! 👌

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She wondered how she never noticed them before. His gaze was intense, above all his physical strength, gun skills and snark, it were his eyes that left her defenseless at that moment. She inhaled a sharp breath about to say something when he broke the silence.
“You know, sugar, there’s a always a better way to spend a thrilling night… How ‘bout we ditch the club and have a little fun of our own here…”
They were dangerously close… To the point where she could feel the warmth of his body enveloping her. She looked down to see water droplets dripping down his toned torso.
“You can’t seriously be considering this?!?!” she heard her conscience calling out

For @laura-is-annoyed and @suchaskam‘s fic. I love the dress.

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