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MEAT GHOST

@magnificentsapcaddy / magnificentsapcaddy.tumblr.com

Formerly bialystock-and-bloom || Antigone, She/They, 25 || Grammy warned you not to talk to the wind, but you went ahead and talked to the wind, didn’t you? Grammy warned you! || icon by whispedcream
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

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the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

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vvvarinn

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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alexilulu

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

in response to everyone making charlie do shit like this, they patched the fuck out of him to be nigh unusuable. but im working on him, and i found out what they did.

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and im working on it

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“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want

im learning that y’all’s prides never had topless girls and I am so sorry. Our dykes on bikes had women with their tits out and it was marvelous. Praying for y’all 🙏

I feel like I have to add that they were very much not given an okay by the city to be topless. They were breaking the law. These women were nipples out on motorcycles and the city of austin could do jack to stop them

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critlore

Fun fact: Columbus, OH has a law allowing women to be topless because at one point a bunch of bull dykes decided that they wouldn't put their tits away until it was no longer illegal.

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I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

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