the lovers, the dreamers, and me

this is sending me

Jane Austen, from a letter to Cassandra Austen

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

please this is SO funny

HUH?!

tumblr are you telling me something

This is my favorite character, Drugs. She's on some hideous cocktail of hallucinogens and is very gender.

And she's got her whole bare ass on that bench getting splinters like hell

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

I expected the weird answers like machiavelli and napoleon but the amount of people naming their real life university professors is unprecedented

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

not now wurmple

i just make whatever pops into my head

Not that mainstream media would make a note of this, but Iran has said multiple times that it’s wishing de-escalate. Israel launched a drone attack against Iran a few days ago, but Iran shot it down without retaliation. It even actively played it down so that it didn’t have to retaliate, so that the confrontation could end where it did. It’s Israel that’s continuously attacking Iran and its allies. It’s Israel that’s trying to escalate this. It’s literally them.

If Iran does decide to retaliate on a bigger scale, you best believe every western media will be painting it as the aggressor. Meanwhile, Israel is launching air strikes on every possible Arab country you could think of, as well as Iran. So many people are dying every second. Still no word of aid or medical supplies being permitted. Settler violence AND IOF violence has been getting so much worse in the West Bank. None of that resolution talk amounted to anything

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you: