mr. coconut

reblog if u know this song

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

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That what?!!!

i’m about to have a stroke over this lettuce bed

finally i can feel like a snail again

Again.

Shoutout to the kid trying to fool me with a fake ID that looked legitimate as hell except the expiry date was 6969/69/69

friday is when all the teens try to sneak in the bar. had another baby faced kiddo whose ID said he was born in 1897

STOP👏SHAMING👏TIME👏TRAVELERS

If I had to see this with my own two eyeballs y'all gon see it too

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

“I told you to stop chasing them damn birds”

animals; they’re just like us

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…