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hey demons it's me ya boi

@poegurt / poegurt.tumblr.com

bre's trash bag! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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my favorite “bad” lgbt rep:

  • bob from bob’s burgers
  • whatever the fuck is going on in it’s always sunny in philidelphia
  • those characters in classic lit that are gay but they aren’t but they are gay no they aren’t yes🙈
  • my lesbian OCs from when i was 12
  • like me as a living person
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I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

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ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

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jonbutter

Art Gallery Manager right after Hereditary: Okay guys, the bad news is we’re gonna have to cancel Annie’s Miniature Show, and it gets worse from there

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Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up? Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.

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