That’s unfair because I transcend all known levels of perfection. However, he bakes and goes down on me and the internet’s written fanfiction about us which still creeps me out but it exists, so we’re going to continue to be gross together.

Ah, but you see, even if she would, I wouldn’t want to give Cinna that kind of satisfaction. Never fear, internet. My relationship is not at all dependent upon this woman. 

Sounds like the worst choice ever.

Poor you.

CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH!  Your parents would probably be really happy to see you.

Do they not have vegan Girl Scout cookies? I’m sure Perry can whip you something up. Especially the fucking peanut butter ones. Like, I always feel like I need a cigarette after I binge on those. Anyway, most of it was regarding how overrated the thin mints are but a reference to Stalin was involved. It was a “had to be there” kind of tangent.

I’d prefer not to see them, admittedly, but I do miss New York. Thanks, though! If I get it, I’ll have tons of city vlogs. And an apartment if you want to crash for vacation purposes.

Congratulations! I’m wishing you the best of luck for the second round and sending out good vibrations.

Thanks Bea! This is kind of my dream internship (and dream job, whatever) so I’m pretty psyched right now.