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The tols Vs. The smols
So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?
You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.
proof
IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT
So, I had a sudden horrible thought and
*scREAMING*
my favorite part of interviews with the star wars cast is that john boyega always seems so so so excited to talk about anything and harrison ford always seems like someone just woke him up from a nap and he’s mad about it
even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win
so who’s losing a hand this trilogy
i mean we already lost a han so we’re ¾ of the way there
#so who’s losing a d this trilogy
Who’s losing a D? ANYONE WHO TOUCHES REY WITHOUT HER PERMISSION, mwahahahahahaha
han “i know you have a crush on me” solo
My favourite things about this scene:
1. Han and Leia have done this sort of thing SO OFTEN that they can move out of the way to let people through while continuing to argue, and
2. the Princess of Alderaan/Leader of the Rebellion having a spat with General Solo about whether or not she fancies him or whatever is so commonplace that nobody even feels bad about walking through the middle of their fights.
I mean look at that guy’s face. He’s seen this fifteen times before.
And you just know that people used to be really polite when Han and Leia got into an argument.
They maybe tried to walk a different way around the base, or they’d just stand there, feeling awkward, till Han and Leia were finished or felt bad enough to pause and let them through but eventually everyone’s just, NOPE, WALKING RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE, GOT A REBELLION TO RUN HERE, KTHXBYE.
he’s trying his best
Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“
God, I adore history.
”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”
Star Wars: How the prequel trilogy mirrored and rhymed the original
I am actually crying right now because this is perfect.
I don’t know what this is from, but I think I like her.
this is the most important thing in the world
Oh my god.
That means Saturn will only complete an orbit if you keep the watch in good shape for 29 years.
The solar wristem (sorry) can be yours for $245,000, unless you’re feeling fancy and want to dress it up with extra diamonds for $333,000.
well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
Imagine your OTP
Buttiful
