Merry Litmas

garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"

run over a bitch in his 2003 toyota prius he must

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

This kid is very agile.

I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

I can’t breathe. The part where he scales the wall screaming gets me every time. 

A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs. 

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Truly, we are put on this earth to serve

Antonio Negri: A Revolt that Never Ends (2005)

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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This is a picture of Montaser Al Sawaf, another Palestinian journalist killed by the IOF:

I am continually enraged by the normalization of Palestinian people's deaths in mainstream western media, and the constant dehumanization of each of their lives. They are not just numbers -they are people who have dreams, ambitions, livelihoods, families, friends, hobbies, and interests.

The IOF is committing war crimes, crimes against humanity, is breaking dozens of international laws and UN Conventions -is committing mass genocide -but a small fraction of people in power get to determine the narrative of 'who is the REAL victim here,' by reinforcing IOF and American propaganda which sides with settler-colonial violence -and it is beyond abhorrent.

it’s that time of year again

Advocates For Genocide Do Not Get To Plead For Tolerance And They Do Not Deserve "Equal Time."

You Are Not Required To Tolerate The Intolerant.

Fuck Nazis. Punch Them In The Head.

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this

For those who are unaware, the IDF has been literally hunting Motaz all week using drones and constantly calling his phone. I guess they've given up on hiring Israeli actors to impersonate Palestinians.

honest to god considering whether or not this is better than the current bullshit we live in