she thinks its my dick poking her when we cuddling but its my tapeworm coming out to say hi

i wish some of you didn’t have internet access

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

“I wonder how much of what weighs me down is not mine to carry.” - unknown

Artwork by Nicole Rifkin. Original photo by internetfamous.

!!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!!

I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered

PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black voter, check your registration status at vote.org

Know your status

Does your last name sound anything like Lopez, Martinez, or Rodriguez? Mine does. When I saw this post I checked my voter registration status online with my state. Despite registering just three months ago, I was no longer registered to vote, and I did not receive my ballot. If you live in a mail-in voting state and you didn’t get your ballot, contact your county election official/county clerk for a replacement.

Make sure you check with your state’s voting site as well. I just had the shit scared out of me because that website said I was registered, but when I checked my state’s site (and made sure I had the right county selected) it said I was registered.

It’s worth checking your state’s site every few months anyway (especially when any election is coming up).

Texas is definitely purging voters. They’re also making it harder to re-register if they purged you. I hate that this is true, but POC will need to check and check frequently to stay registered in Texas.

College students, too. In the 2014 election, I had to vote in San Marcos, and I can’t tell you how many Texas State students were turned away because they didn’t cross all the t’s and dot all the i’s on getting their registration transferred and current.

i use a site called TurboVote run by a nonprofit that sends me reminders based on where im registered to vote before every election. it sends me an email to remind me to check my registration, to apply for absentee ballots, etc. it’s helpful so that you can check if you’ve been purged regularly (and participate in the local races that never get any publicity); https://turbovote.org/

Please register and check with your town/city hall often to make sure you are still registered. Please vote.

THIS IS A REMINDER

You have about two months to make sure you’re registered to vote by mail in the US.

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

Me describing myself during job interview:

Watched the sonic movie with a GIRL today what’s up

I can’t tell you people anything without getting owned

Defensive vs assertive communication 🗣