Avatar Aang defeating Firelord Ozai with a can of Pepsi | Sozin’s Comet Part 4: Avatar Aang (2008)

when you see some REALLY fucking dumb shit on ur dash and you just 

when you see people replying to your post with shit even dumber than the dumb shit you originally posted about

We can’t all have massive flying fire breathing automaton dragons, Leo. Jeez. 

marriage proposal vows

person a: bada bing person b: bada boom

When the father walks his daughter down the isle: AAAAAYYY IM WALKIN HERE

The proposal: I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse

Daenerys vs Aelin

I know we always like to make jokes of Daenery’s number of titles: 

But then remember there is Aelin Ashryver Galathynius:

Thank you, Internet.

When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.

My cool friend bands raptors. 

it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

boop

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

me

the lil tongue flopping out

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

@larkalau

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

“YOU ARE SO CUTE” “NEH!”

CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

!!!!

イタチ部屋兼お父ちゃんの寝室を覗いたら三男がベッドで大の字で寝ていたのが衝撃だった今日の昼下がり。#フェレット https://twitter.com/guunondai/status/860472582713233408/photo/1

what if we had vision like bats, like:

hey what do you think of my haircut

JSUT  A FUCKIN SECOND LEMEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT LOOKS GREAT HAROLD