Chrissie's Blog

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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

She’s winding up to slap his ass

buenos días mandy

the male fantasy of driving around with a girl on the back of your motorcycle is an elaborate excuse to get to be little spoon

Phenomenal dog images

Marvel Studios needs to take a break. What do you mean 15 projects??? Two Avengers films in one year…🙃🙃 Your staff is overworked and your content is mediocre at best… let’s take a break and regroup.

also has anyone seen the latest babish embarassment. i dont know how to make gifs but if i did i would include it here. latest video, pesto video, check it out, babish pesto embarrassment dot com,

you'll never live this one down, andrew babish

sometimes home is a person

please don't say that

With Gordon's new menu puzzling the kitchen, orders have been coming out at a snails pace. And with so much free time on their hands, the customers have started to fuck each other.

I feel this in my soul

companies: we have a staffing shortage and desperately need workers

me: then look at my application

companies: no :)

how do i reblog this in all caps