"It's All In The Mind"

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

jimmy neutron promotional interruption during spongebob squarepants (2001)

this would fuck me up if i was watching live

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.

you know it

 #simultaneously the best and worst film ever

Meanwhile at Coachella

The Boys Are Back in Town only once a year. Relish this moment.

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yas! werk!

Slay!

now THATS the content i signed up for

2017 mood