my color blind friend just posted this on facebook
im sorry but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
George rehearsing for The Beatles’ final performance on The Ed Sullivan Show (August 14, 1965).
My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)
Me: my what now
2016 is like a montage of news footage you see in the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie explaining how the world was ruined.
Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.
OFFTOPIC | Unseen picture of Paul McCartney taken by Linda in 1969, from family collection.
goodbye i had to watch this three times to figure out what was going on
i’m the friend
person 1: wanna see my impression of a british driver? person 2: alright *x-files theme plays and both the people and the wheel switch places in the car*
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