i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time
i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo
hey im new here, any kind of tumblr etiqette i should follow?
No go apeshit
Fucking finally! Justice for Johnny Depp!!
OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE
yes hello I will take 11,000
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“Elegance is not an outer quality, but a part of the soul that is visible to others.”―Paulo Coelho
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.
Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.
That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.
You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.
I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.
a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
THERMOS
plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age
*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP
I don’t believe it. I found the post.
“YEET” is like Wingardium Leviosa crossed with Locomotor crossed with Expelliarmus and it’s the best spell ever.
watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me