King Of The Goat Guild

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

It's a date! 🍔✨

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is

CORRECT

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

he looks so genuinely upset

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

the sun will rise and the cat will want to be pet and the sun will set and the cat will want to be pet and the days will be long and the cat will want to be pet and wars will rage and the cat will want to be pet and the world will end and the cat will want to be pet

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter