checkmate

that caterpillar bout to get zooted

does anybody else have pictures like these. i want to start a collection

A prodigy

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

‘i don’t know what these are but i sure like ‘em!’

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

Safety warnings from the Japanese manual for the Nintendo Wii

Another post sent to us by god himself

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao