BIRDS DONT SING

when y'all break up and he starts snapping with the bitch he said he wasn’t messing with

My god

For anon

when my sugar daddy asks if more money will help with my depression

Patients is a virtue.

maybe she a doctor

It’s been a while since I’ve posted!

Howdy bitch

I find strangers attractive because they haven’t pissed me off yet

I heard vine compilations were a thing

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian milk girl

me when i found out Popeyes don’t  have the $5 box anymore

I am so PISSED about the 5 dollar bonafide big box @Popeyes you better fix this shit

Is this an edit?

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

to the ppl who’ve called me homophobic: i literally live in a house 

WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

Just an idea of the puns you’ll see if you follow me on Instagram

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