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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

justin bailey sammy

do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people

as my cousin put it: "there is no point to saving up out of uncertainty that it will be worth anything in a month. what investments can you make in the future when you can't even be sure how much food will cost tomorrow? this isn't living." there are, of course, absolute shortages as well—my late grandmother experienced a period of deterioration because the medicine she needed was just not available. many such cases.

Passed by a sign that said “bong recreation area” and immediately googled it and it became ten times better

just ripping fat doinks at Dick Bong State Park in Kansasville USA which is totally a Real City and not a completely fictional place from a Marvel comic

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy

most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

everyone in the tags/replies is really knocking it out of the park

is game changer rack or ssc?

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

a comic about a truck

computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be

my brain contains multitudes of the english language that i am unfortunately incapable of escaping. watch this i'll put some words together right now. Egg Lobotomy. did you see that shit i'm linguistic as fuck

@gallus-rising is asking the real question here

Me when my chronic pain which is worsened by doing things is chronic and gets worse when I do lots of things:

”Dungeon Meshi has Laios and Senshi getting all the horny content so the sapphics can say pure uwu” that’s nice. I hope Marcille and Farlin scissor on screen. I hope they have freaky monster lesbian sex and Trigger draws it in loving detail

Just sitting in my little house. Doing my little tasks. The world is burning. My laundry's done. Making my little posts on the internet. The world has 14k less children in it.

Don't make a commotion. Don't Name The Horrors. Emptying the dishwasher. Making dinner. Record temperatures in the Ocean.

Filling my taxes. Saving up for grocery shopping. No more community testing for a malady that's not stopping.

Just a Very Very Normal, Well Regulated Society. Wandering politely from catastrophe to catastrophe.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight