What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
FIGHT ME
actual photo of me about to kick @sneakyfeets ass
2000’s Anime
That’s 2010’s
This is 2000’s
HIS THUMB IS FACING THE WRONG DIRECTION
god is taking back his favorite angel
I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi
this is really fucking funny to me idk why
this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings
Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.
you guys are killin me here
I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.
But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand
The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it
When your squad starts discussing anime
reblog to delete america
i never win these giveaways but it doesn’t hurt to try
Five kids and an Andalite-In-Morph.
<Oh! Prince Jake!>
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I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
🌸shoplifting haul🌸
took a grape n ate it WITHOUT PAYING