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@baltimoreclubcrack / baltimoreclubcrack.tumblr.com

Ryan. Baltimore. Funny things.
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me: :)

my wife: hey honey :) whatcha thinkin about?

me: *keeps smiling* oh, you know…

my brain:

PIZZA, PASTA, PUT IT IN A BOX. DELIVER IT, TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COOOOCK! CHEESEY ON MY PEENY AND SOME SAUCE-A ON MY BALLS! *BEAT*

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