What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

LET THE MAN SPEAK FOR US

it seems there isn’t any meme that Denny’s won’t try to jack, so let’s make the new meme “John C. Miller ,CEO and President of the Denny’s Corporation, is a capitalist running dog and his wealth must be seized and redistributed to the people” to see them try to use that for their marketing

you did this

netflix named……… light yagami…….. light turner……. what will ryuk be…….. my shinigami friend who likes apples…………….ryan

‘howdy y'all I’m roy the shinigami’

Hi, i’m Light Turner, and this is my Fairy Death God Parent

whoever need loud hit up my inbox

this fanart from 2012 was but a prophecy

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

#probably the xkit guy

reblog and tag your depression outfit™

Snape's story isn't tragic because of his unrequited love for Lily

It’s tragic because he lost the only friend he ever knew.

It’s tragic because he died with everyone believing he was a traitor who murdered Dumbledore in cold blood.

It’s tragic because he was a victim of neglect and bullying which had a huge impact on his view of the world.

It’s tragic because he was never able to properly cope with his traumatic experiences.

It’s tragic because if Snape had been raised in a positive environment, he most likely wouldn’t have made so many mistakes and might’ve even been happy.

“i am a full-time student working hard to get my degree in design and pursue a career in animation, graphic design, or illustration.”

i finished him

update: my portfolio professor wanted him in a series

i think i’ve done some good work today

I hope you’re never hired anywhere

I hope you get the job of your fuckin dreams.

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

…. How?

Let me explain:

Werewolves: gay

I hope that answers your questions, for more information please contact your local werewolf society.

that moment in a fanfic where your otp finally gets together and they’re happy but you realize you’re only halfway through the story

we’re not safe yet

*cackles maniacally*

Unless you’re reading something by @earlgreytea68 and you’re thinking “Oh thank god, I can relax and enjoy this.” :) 

#NBT

True story. ::pets my brand fondly::

RELENTLESSLY GAY

I have goals for when I get a yard.

it’s exhausting to keep seeing people talk about marvel’s hydra problem as an issue of them just being tone-deaf or obtuse or clueless, this “boys will be boys” mild eyeroll attitude to the entire conversation that so vastly downplays just how fucking evil these people are

do you honestly think that the CEO of marvel who is an outspoken trump supporter and pumped millions of money into the trump campaign doesn’t know what he’s doing by pushing the nazi faction into the limelight of his comics?

turning captain america, the literal symbol for american nationalism and patriotism, into a supporter of hydra and therefore a nazi, is not a writing accident. it is deliberate.

their latest little ~fuck up~ of asking comic stores to re-brand their stores and work uniforms with hydra logos, is not just a PR gaffe. it’s deliberate.

their continuous campaign to make nazis into a faction readers are supposed to find exciting, supposed to align themselves with, supposed to wear on their shirts like a uniform, is not an accident in the kind of political climate we’re in right now. it’s deliberate.

i don’t care that hydra is fictional, this isn’t like the empire in star wars or w/e where it’s just about some sort of vague fascism aesthetic. hydra were always explicitly n a z i s, since their very conception, have always been called nazis by marvel, have always stood for nazi values. and now marvel is trying to make them cool again. and it’s not a fucking accident.

stop giving them the benefit of the doubt. stop talking about this like it’s something that can be fixed with civil conversation and a stern finger wagging.

nazis and anyone who defends them don’t deserve that much consideration from anybody. just, yknow, a friendly psa from your neighbourhood romani jew.

The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one

I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.

I know right jsjsjsj

Welp, this is just about all I want in death.

Like, I want to be made into a beautiful glass thing.  I want to be something treasured for a long time and rarely talked about.  I want to live in the home of someone who loved me, and touched now and then in silent memory.

I want people to forget that I’m in there, I want the memory of what I am to pass out of the family’s knowledge.  I want to be given away, and put out in a thriftstore somewhere.  

I want someone to buy my ashes for $4.99 and put me in a window and love the colors.  I want to cast beautiful, fractious and curving sunlight across the wall, sparkling and glowing and shimmering, depending on the time of day.  I want someone to take a picture of me with the moon behind me, luminous and mysterious.

I want a witch to buy me and put me in her work room.  I want an artist to leave me on their worktable.  I want to inspire people and make them smile.  I want to be warm from sunlight or chilly from the cool air.  I want to be packed in newspaper carefully when they move.  I want to be given as a holiday or graduation present to someone’s kid, I want to be given as a housewarming gift as a reminder of home.

And god, then, hopefully some day, I want to roll off the table, I want that globe to crack.

And then I want to haunt the living shit out of the future.

Holy shit, the comment made this sixty times more awesome and now I want this to be done to me too.

Okay but…. Yeah I want all that too.

Oh my god please turn me into one of these and throw me directly into a nazi’s face, let me shatter all over their face and give them a concussion.