scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Happy duck with top hat day

Hes a distinguished gentleman who deserves to be reblogged

Alligator Loki #10 - Infinity Comic on Marvel Unlimited

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

i wish Christopher Eccleston a very pleasant day

Can I say how lucky the selfish residents are that the infected are people who wish not to harm anyone?

If the selfish ones were the infected,all of them would be dead now

JEON YEO BIN 

Busan International Film Festival (BIFF) 2021

i hate tumblr so fucking MUCH i'll be back in like 15 minutes

active tumblr users in 2021 (real)

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

A double shot of espresso to have here. Just have a cool, iced Americano.

In Italy, Americano is no better than sewage waste.

VINCENZO (2021)

Its funny how so many people left tumblr because of the porn ban and how it was censorship or whatever and now 3 years later its like literally the only social media you can say the word “kill” on without fear of getting permanently banned

JEON YEO BIN FOR PIN PRESTIGE

OCTOBER 2021 EDITION

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are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

No they’re very real

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

It’s fun

Oh, it’s a blast.

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

that is exactly what we’re telling you

We’ll never die