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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

if you wanna peek into my freaky world im stuck on the phrase "literally 1984, this is" in response to epic games temporarily disabling Yoda in Fortnite (he's a back bling accessory item) because if you did the dr. zoidberg woop woop woop emote his facial rig would freak out and crash entire servers

people who don't sweat much will never understand the swamplands we weally wet warriors have to journey through

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

LMAO

the jokes write themselves

Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader

Dating headcanons - Gregory House x GenderNeutral!Reader

​also "intifada" has evolved to mean uprising as we know it today but at its core the word really just means "to shake" so you would hear us use versions of it when we are "dusting" or "folding laundry" lol so I urge everyone to relax

Tags added by @feluka that killed me and I want everyone to see them too

The Sorrowful Truth

always sunny episode where it is revealed that charlie can hear the voice of philadelphia the same way harry hears la revacholiere

la philadelphiere

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

had a cis coworker try to disdainfully explain otherkin to me. "they genuinely believe they're animals" he said to me. i said "buddy, some people genuinely believe in the free market." and he went "huh. yeah."

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married