unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

in case u were wondering my account is a safe space for evil and sinister women

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

yeah sorry i cant come over tonight i'm busy

lesbian flag colour picked from oil rig disasters

saying i think astarion is ugly in a group of people talking about baldurs gate just to feel something