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You are the Cheese to my Macaroni

@misskittehkatgamer / misskittehkatgamer.tumblr.com

I'm nothing spectacular.
Sad but I have a degree
INTJ
Chaotic Neutral
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My Favorite MBMBAM Quotes as Starters

  • I don’t think humans get livers until they’re, like, three.
  • Every dog is free if you’re quick enough.
  • Meat is nature’s drug.
  • How old do I have to be to get nunchucks?
  • Get that money, dog!
  • Do you want challenge? Do a sudoku.
  • Did you just thank your bones?
  • CAN you name your baby after Justin Bieber?
  • If your voice has the power to make people gay, you should probably have consent forms.
  • Don’t touch my walnut.
  • You waste so much time with all those syllables.
  • Listen, there’s one thing in life I’m really good at and it’s lying
  • I’m as clean as a motherfucker but I do it in suspect ways.
  • The only medallions that I know of are either beef or enchanted.
  • You can make all the plans you want, the vampires are gonna ruin'em.
  • You can’t hide a Yahoo Answer in folders.
  • Now Céline Dion, there’s a singer than can get a magazine wet.
  • There is just nothing funny about cavemen.
  • We got our business looks.
  • I don’t have any fucking clothes!
  • I’m like a rotisserie shithead!
  • You look like a businessman with an extremely specific fetish.
  • You look like a new Candyland villain that only steals twizzlers.
  • You look like a vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.
  • You look like a halloween costume that represents farts under a blanket.
  • You look like some rye bread that a cape got on.
  • You look like if hepatitis was a person.
  • I’m just saying that if it comes down to it, why wouldn’t you eat Elon Musk?
  • Do they give you raw fettuccini to chew on in the lobby at Olive Garden?
  • And now you have IBS!
  • You’re not right, but you’re loved.
  • I get real fucked up if I think about a vampire who can also, like, search the web.
  • I’ve never been to a Bubba Gump Shrimp but I assume there’s shrimp there.
  • I’ve got a plan: Let’s give up!
  • Ghosts are wireless.
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spidaerman

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

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cryptidz

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

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why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

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