Here’s another silly video ^^

was inspired by this reel on insta

Artist: David moyano

I ship Wonderbat in 2 (two) universes- the Justice League Animated universe and the Snyderverse and let me tell you, both of them are EXCELLENT the vibes are A+

Are you a “I miss being a child with no responsibilities” person or a “Thank god I’m no longer a child with zero freedom” person?

You can really spot the kids who didn't have a list of chores in the notes

Them: ah the freedom of childhood, no responsibility

Me as a child, on my second hour of yardwork: *whispering* I'll kill you

Dick: #living my best life

Tim: Batman is having a hissy fit right behind you

Dick: this ain't about him

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

SMOKEY THE BEAR

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

“It has all of its permits!”

unironically my favorite thing about tiktok is how the algorithm will sometimes assign you a random niche interest like for a while. it's just like hey you're gonna be into beef tallow now. last year it gave me pointe shoes. yes as in for ballerinas. my current tiktok-assigned niche interest is the north sea.

Look, if you've ever read a fantasy story and wished YOU could go to a magical land I want you to get on a ship and go far, far out to sea. Until land is so far away it might as well be a dream. Read one of those old fairy stories in your bunk- the dark, brilliant ones where if children aren't careful they can get tricked away to a strange and dangerous land.

And then go out and stand on the deck and look out at the world, the world of only water, the world you can only float on the surface of because all of the rest of it is death, death, all around you. The sea is everything, stretching to every horizon. It is so unlike everything you've known you might as well be on mars. It doesn't want you dead but it doesn't care if you die- and you're not made to survive it.

Despite that, if you stay too long the sight of land makes you sick. If you stay too long you're not fit for solid earth anymore. You don't have to dream of magical lands anymore; You're in one.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on february 1st!

I don't want to write fic that's "good", I want to write a fic that hits someone's id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.

Every now and then I remember at heart I'm a villain because I'll get a comment from someone shakily explaining that I've completely destroyed them and they've spent the last hour laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and my first reaction is always

sweet dreams

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts