I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
My mother, in our year of the lord 2024: I’ve just started watching Teen Wolf and…like, I think I’m going crazy because does Derek and…oh, what’s his name again?
Me, strangled: Stiles?
Mum: Yes! Stiles! Do they get together?
Me:
DYLAN O'BRIEN as COLIN
——–NOT OKAY——–
Derek gets taken by hunters. Stiles will do anything to get him back.
Stiles kicks down the door where his husband must be. There is a wave of bodies behind him and upstairs. The body count doesn’t matter when Derek could be dead in this shitty basement in Mexico.
“Derek?!” he yells again, and there he is. Or there they are, Peter’s here too and somehow Stiles isn’t surprised.
“Stiles,” Derek croaks out, his voice is shaky, like he’s been screaming, his lips are dry and cracked.
He sets his guns gently on the ground, and rushes to get the werewolves off of the chainlink fence they’ve probably been tied to for a month. “I’ve got you.”
The cuffs are charmed, which explains why they couldn’t just break them. They aren’t immune to lock picks though, which Stiles is grateful for. Derek falls onto Stiles, bringing him into an embrace and collapsing in exhaustion. Stiles wipes some of the dirt on his face away, and kisses his lips while tears fall from his face.
“I didn’t think I’d ever see you again,” Stiles admits. He called in every favor he has, and has killed to many people to get here and find Derek another added to the body count.
“I knew you’d find me,” Derek rasps out, and Stiles goes in for another kiss.
“This is cute and all, but I would also like to not be locked onto this fucking fence anymore,” Peter calls out, his voice in the same state as Derek’s.
DYLAN O'BRIEN AS JOEL DAWSON Love and Monsters (2020) dir. Michael Matthews
I’m the one keeping you alive
As much as I accept the truth of Stiles being Eli's other parent, it is equally hilarious to imagine Eli being utterly fucking baffled by this weird, Polish-speaking, smartassed, magic-using, maybe FBI agent(?) showing up out of fucking nowhere and his dad, his perpetually single, notoriously gameless, still-gets-embarrassed-when-the-checkout-lady-winks-at-him loser (affectionate) dad, starts fucking flirting with him. And the maybe-wizard-maybe-serial-killer flirts back??? Hello???
Must reblog just to save this person's tags cause I love it way too much. I love the image of Eli having a mental breakdown with his lizard over his dad flirting with the Sheriff (who's basically his grandpa)'s son and said son actually *returning* his terrible attempts at flirting with equally bad flirting lmao. Later he goes to confront the Sheriff who just sighs and mutters about how he thought they'd have done something about it by now but nooo which only further destroys Eli's worldview (the lizard should start being paid for its work as a therapist at this point)
#sassy secretly hilarious Derek is my fave #because he’s amusing himself ok #he knows he looks terrifying #he knows they’re all scared of him #he knows he’s sexy and mean and HE’S BASICALLY JUST TROLLING THEM ALL #ALL THE TIME #EVEN WITH CHRIS ARGENT #he’s always got some sort of snappy come back #where did boring humourless Derek even come from? #IT DOESN’T EXIST OK #DEREK IS HILARIOUS #i bet he lies awake grinning at night like yeaaah i got them good today #blessings on your beautiful troll being bby
GUYS my girlfriend MADE this for me for christmas!! with her own two hands!! she even wired the chevrons to light up and i’m so impressed and happy and just wanted to share it with the world
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Stiles Stilinski [Teen Wolf]
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