05.06

the real problem plaguing our society

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

when your life’s a mess but you still wanna be a positive influence

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

hobbies: being asleep, getting ready to go to sleep, going to sleep, getting into my bed, waking up and realizing i can go back to sleep, sleeping, being in my bed (asleep), falling asleep,

louis: harry you’re about to take a shower please take off your hat

harry: ok close your eyes

when you have the same password for everything, but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters, so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get locked out for too many attempts because the password you were looking for was Apple123

This Morning

p.s love the text update everytime you tweet me. Cute

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I mean…

when u excited about something and ur friend isnt