Byesexuality

“oh i get it ! workers of the world should like, unite you know ? we totalllyyy have nothing to lose but our chains !!”

why’d this post blow up. it’s lindsay total drama reading marx and engels

you answered your own question

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

Stop idolizing the grind and start idolizing Hügelkultur

got another one

Only 13 percent of video games are readily playable and accessible. No other form of media is as endangered as video games. There is no legal path to preserve or archive video games. You can go to libraries and archives for books years out of print. You can rent a movie or download a pdf. There is no legal equivalent for video games. Games companies do not double as archival organisations and they never will. They have never been about preserving. They are about selling. Which is not inherently evil compared to anyone else but they along with the law are directly preventing archivers and preservationists from doing their job and allowing this entire medium to be experienced in the future.

Think of some of the most influential video games of all time. How many of them can you play right now. Without piracy. How many of these could your not very technology literate friend play. How do you think this is affecting not only the wider industry now but also people in the future. And for completely arbitrary meaningless reasons.

i have no explanation for this

Club Penguin Heritage Post

this was so wild

Someone explain

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

love that they did the thing

skill issue

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

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Art by u/reachling

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

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reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Politics for the past 8 years.

I hope hobie says this in the next film

....you’re lying...you must be...

noooooo

Big respect for showing light to the stort being hidden but also

Funny

oops i tripped and dropped my

youtube frontends

oh no this one has sponsorblock support

oopsie poopsies this one is its own standalone client

aw fuck my android boy!!

Thinking a lot about the inherent queerness of Fallen Hero.

You are a monster. Society has told you that. You are Other and Inhuman and Lesser and Scary and Not Like Them. The world is divided into groups who either have no idea people like you exist, know and are terrified, and the few who know and stand for you - but those were mostly silenced by powers that be and, those that weren't, are always at risk to be.

You don't feel comfortable in your own skin. You avoid looking at yourself in the mirror. You avoid thinking about your Otherness. You hide it. You avoid various types of intimacy that may reveal it. You are deathly afraid of the consequences of it. You are certain it will push those you love away.

But it doesn't. You reveal yourself and, though your mileage may vary, your romantic interests do not cast you away for it. They see past what you yourself see as monstrous because society told you it was and they see the person beyond it. They empathize or sympathize with many or some of your Otherness. Ortega's endless public performance, Chen's perceived lack of humanity, Mortum shaping themself body and mind against the will of others, Herald's struggle past and present with the world's expectations of him, Argent's existence being tied to something others perceive as inherently dangerous.

You are all Other. And you are stronger in each other's company.