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BABY SPRINGTIME

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Part-Time Pagan & Poète Maudit.
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devoutjunk

Things Women In Literature Have Died From, Mallory Ortberg

Aries: Going outside at night in Italy

Taurus: Too many pillows

Gemini: Letter-reading fits

Cancer: Not enough pillows

Leo: Spinal degeneration as a result of pride

Virgo: Beautiful chestnut hair

Libra: Someone said “No” very loudly while they were in the room

Scorpio: Parents too happy

Sagittarius: Pony exhaustion

Capricorn: Too many novels

Aquarius: The Unpleasantness

Pisces: Haven’t seen the sea in a long time

i literally had a physical breakdown from lack of sleep from too many novels this weekend, drag me

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me in a professional setting: haha yes it is I a fellow mentally healthy. so chums how do you enjoy always feeling the correct emotions at the appropriate times? personally I like how said emotions are always a reasonable intensity!
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