TMAGP character designs!!!!

and more art:

->->-> NEW VERSION (fixing the saturation of Sam's skin and with other extra things)

Shout out to Jonah Magnus and Lena Kelley for finding the only two brown men in existence who are unhinged enough to run TOWARDS the spooky shit.

Pov you are Sam watching your “text to speech” voices flirt with each other while you’re trying to work

Trapped in the computer bc they unleashed the horrors U_U

If Jonah is actually in there i'll eat my keyboard

Pov: you’re Sam

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

@sugaren

Speaking of the missing cravats… 💙💜

So many people commenting on my “exercise doesn’t lead to weight loss” post who have not read my pinned post. Buddy. I’m not sitting here going “exercise doesn’t lead to weight loss but I HAVE THE MAGICAL SECRET KEY TO WHAT DOES and I’m just hiding it from you because I want the whole world to be fat!”

If there was a real answer, we’d know it. But we don’t. That’s the point. The POINT is that exercise doesn’t lead to more than a couple of pounds of weight loss, but it’s good for you anyway. The point is that dietary restriction can lead to weight loss, but it’s not sustainable, so you should eat lots of fruits and veggies and whole grains because they’re good for you anyway. The point is that health isn’t the same thing as thinness and the lie that it is, is both recent and so profitable to the rich and powerful that we have been drowning in it since before we were born. The point is that if you want to massively modify your body you must understand that there are concomitantly massive risks.

“I just want to—“

“My reasons are better than other people’s—“

Your body doesn’t care. It wants to live. It wants to survive this famine and the next. It wants your children and their children to survive the famine. Your body is made from much older pieces than your neocortex; your ability to think yourself into a hole is younger and less powerful than your body’s ability to survive you.

#that last sentence hit me#you're not going to fight your body and win#took me a long damn time to realize that

A news report from Australia's government broadcaster in the 70s, found in their archives simply labeled 'lesbians'

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Remind us to make this into a bumper sticker in the morning

Here's to those

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gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

im sobbing omg

Please do build a frog its very nice

This was my first build a frog experience! And IT WAS SO LOVELY!

Wow. This is some of the best tumblr content I’ve seen in my long, long days on this hellsite.

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

still just as good as i remember it

The link is broken nooooo

burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine

found the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

Oh this slaps actually

Jack Skrunklington

starring most of the Halloweentown residents.

I was planning to have them all here but i’ll draw the rest at another time :)