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@murderoussheep / murderoussheep.tumblr.com

•Aeric• 21/GF/USA 🌹
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So uh , I went on a hiatus

I went on hiatus for the last few years, a lot of you don’t remember me and that’s good. 

I no longer am interested in running this blog and frankly I have moved past supporting the amount of absolutely stupid things I did support.

My new blog is @queenlofi

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record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…

haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later. 

there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.

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“im getting old” starter pack

  • “this is way too sweet”
  • “they’re remaking that movie already????”
  • “my back hurts”
  • “wait, people get mad about that now?”
  • “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
  • “hold on let me check my calendar first”
  • **turns on the radio** [groans]
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thuggums

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

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thelilnan

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

“shhh stop talking”

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Oops, accidental hiatus

SORRY HELLO EVERYONE I AM BACK YOUR FAVE SHEEP

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laisance

getting the fuck over things is the best!

I love the concept. Never tried it but it’s a hell of a concept!

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