edi wow

every human deserves to have a slow dance with a beautiful person to this song

u may now high five the bride

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

I was listening to the original post as it was storming outside and I thought it was beautiful so I tried my best to recreate it.

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

this is actually because your brain confuses the adrenaline of riding roller coasters with the adrenaline of loving someone. so actually, you have a better chance at getting someone to like you if you take them to an amusement park.

i actually just really fucking love amusement parks

How to tell your parents you’re pregnant?

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

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this is my favourite thing

I’m just going to leave this right here…

marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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