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Awkward wonderings

@awkwardteenageblackgirl / awkwardteenageblackgirl.tumblr.com

Persephone, or Sephy. Icon old as heck sorry I can't credit them!! Used to be a dan and phil blog and will still post them from time to time. You are enough. You are SO enough. It is unbelievable how enough YOU are ❤
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gone are the days of dan getting editing tips ;) now there shines a bright warm glowing light on the days of phil just just editing the fuckin videos himself bless 

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tiktaalic

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

please drink water thers a little fish in you and you’re killing her

You ever just see a combination of words and think 'I'll be having that'

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I will not jack off to the AI generated paintings of large-breasted women. I will not. It's a matter of ethical principle. I refuse to be captivated by abstractions

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wooteena

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

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enderenby404

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

No they’re very real

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

It’s fun

Oh, it’s a blast.

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

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wheeled-jack

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

that is exactly what we’re telling you

Ours here do Christmas also which is ALSO delightful but in an opposite vibe kind of way.

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