the signs as things my dad has said

Aries: i will fight anyone that eats my toast

Taurus: where did i put my glasses, i need them to see

Gemini: i may be asian, but i cant fix your iphone

Cancer: i cried at the end of despicable me two

Leo: it was a very good pun, you should’ve been there

Virgo: whats the English word for “the horses that spin around with music” 

Libra: what is “hella”? 

Scorpio: i want cheese fries, where the hell are my cheese fries

Sagittarius: dont talk to the dog like that

Capricorn: can you reach that for me, i am very small

Aquarius: “anime”?

Pisces: you have to go to bed early because you smell

REBLOG if you are BISEXUAL, if you SUPPORT BISEXUALS, or if you GET REALLY EXCITED ABOUT WILL SHAKESPEARE

guren & yuu + headpats

why this kid got -20 windchill up in here

                 Tʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ, ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, Rᴀᴋᴜᴢᴀɴ Hɪɢʜ Sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ!

it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction

It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.

and shit gets real when you start writing fanfiction

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making people feel good about themselves is so much fun

↳ 30 days of Haikyuu!! day 02 — the character you first fell in love with : sugawara koushi

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↳ “Sugawara + pink”  (*´∀`*)

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”