whole pussy out
dirt in my mouth
sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south
bone removal
without approval
i found your name and address on the google
literally i would kill for her
I love it
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.
Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*
Me:
no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today