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Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

We had an interaction assignment, and GUESS WHAT I DID!!!

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

Need me a freak like that

@partialstar

How I feel about Pokemon go

this is so fucking funny

SHUT THE HELL

@milktofu please just 

@milktofu

Have you seen this HAIKYUU vs. KUROKO shit on Instagram?

IM LITERALLY CRYING

My life span has been increased by two years

A new take on the age old rice ball is gaining popularity in Japan. Known as onigirazu, so named as chefs can quickly make them without worrying about getting sticky rice hands, these versatile and hearty dishes have rapidly become popular search subjects on cooking apps such as Cookpad and have even inspired several recipe books.

The photos above by Laura Tomàs Avellana on Flickr show how to make onigirazu in just a few steps. All that is needed is nori, rice, plastic wrap, and fillings.

friendship

@partialstar

The more I watch the funnier it gets

she scamper.

The Sorcerer and the White Snake (2011), dir. Tony Ching

snezbians (snake lezbians) 

I don’t know these gay snake ladies, but I support them

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

This is some next level shit

Gems in suits !! I’ve been working on this photoset on and off for the past couple weeks and I’m glad to finally have it done. I love designing outfits and who doesn’t love snazzy suits. 

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

THIS 

I’d like to thank my friend Avistew Teague for translating this!

Food isn’t just for eating; it’s an opportunity for fun and creative expression. During Close Encounters of the Third Kind Richard Dreyfus turned a pile mashed potatoes into Devil’s Tower. Meanwhile in Japan people are turning their curry rice into edible feats of industrial engineering. They’re making dams out of the rice to hold back the curry. That’s right, they’re making “Dam curry” and they’re doing it beautifully.

The edible barrier allows the diner to control the intermingling of rice and curry, creating perfect bites, and for preventing sides of salad from getting soggy. And of course they just look awesome too.

[via RocketNews24]