it becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.
❝ L๏คtђє as I am to contradict one whom I hold in such HIGH ESTEEM, Dr. Lecter, ❞ even as she says it, a smile looms on her features.
❝ I fear that my understanding of what เร happens to be rather more...VAST than even a man of your caliber could comprehend. In truth, all I see are թ๏รรเ๒เlเtเєร. ❞
❝They say you’ve been dancing with the devil.❞
❝ My, how I adore the ever-ubiquitous THEM and all the the gossip THEY spill from THEIR proverbial tongues. Do tell, darling รթгเtє --- was I dancing the waltz? Perhaps the ρσℓкα? Or was it a tango that did TITILLATE so deeply?❞
Stateless Matilda Lyric Starter Meme
Below are a bunch of lyrics taken from Stateless’ brilliant 2011 album Matilda and adapted into roleplay starters. Fill in the pronouns & names, change the punctuation as it suits you. Also feel free to shift the spelling to convey your character’s accent and dialect.
❝Won't you come sit here by the fire with me?❞ ❝Tell me your stories, all the places you've been.❞ ❝You must confess you're not exactly innocent in all this.❞ ❝We both knew what time it was as soon as you walked in.❞ ❝So now I'm gonna vanish with you.❞ ❝But I'm leaving with you.❞ ❝What else can I do?❞ ❝Sister put the gun down and come.❞ ❝Deep in a bunker underground there is a voice that makes no sound.❞ ❝There was a fire in your house they say.❞ ❝They say you've been dancing with the devil.❞ ❝How could ____ be so damn naïve.❞ ❝Maybe the devil took ____.❞ ❝Or maybe ____ just chose to leave.❞ ❝I can watch the sunlight melt the snow.❞ ❝I can feel a new light start to grow.❞ ❝But I still got miles to go before I sleep❞ ❝Still got miles to go before all is revealed.❞ ❝We're gonna hunt ____ down.❞ ❝And I doubt you'll even notice we were on your trail.❞ ❝We strike like the lighting; once you can see us, you're already too late.❞ ❝You can't stop whatever is 'round the corner.❞ ❝Don't wanna bind ourselves to your joy.❞ ❝Don't wanna cut and grab and snatch and destroy.❞ ❝We will knock ____ dead.❞ ❝Whatever you've done, just bury it.❞ ❝And find the secret place where we buried those bones.❞ ❝I don't care where you've been tonight❞ ❝It is of no consequence my dear.❞ ❝Just stay here, my arms are wide, my love.❞ ❝And the rest of the world could disappear and I wouldn't care.❞ ❝I guess I should open another bottle of wine.❞ ❝Light another cigarette and turn the record over.❞ ❝And play the songs we sang when we buried those bones.❞ ❝So pure, so damn pure.❞ ❝Dancing in the kitchen cooking up a snowstorm.❞ ❝Lie to me, _____.❞ ❝Lie to me.❞ ❝’Cause I’m no damn good.❞ ❝Meet me at the water's edge tonight.❞ ❝Running out of places to hide.❞ ❝You say that these are nothing more than words.❞ ❝Mama couldn't make him stay.❞ ❝Hatred resides in a fitful mind.❞ ❝Don't want to live that way.❞ ❝Be careful not to slip now.❞ ❝You're too young to die.❞ ❝Your blood is full of energy.❞ ❝There's fire in your eyes.❞ ❝But these people aren't your enemy.❞ ❝The truth gets disguised.❞ ❝Can't find a good enough reason why.❞ ❝Don't make your mind a prison cell.❞ ❝You have no right to play god.❞ ❝We sail into the storm.❞ ❝I recall when I first saw you.❞ ❝Why d’you wanna hold my hand?❞ ❝Surely that must mean you do care for me.❞ ❝You said you’d read my fortune.❞ ❝You told me of your nightmares.❞
@mutals who i don’t hav a thread with: WHY
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because cheshire is the epitome of kipling’s cat that walked by itself and the infernal feline comes and goes as she pleases. BUT i am always game. come @ me to plot i’ll give u my skype u wu
we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: my cat is super cute you guys
there is no life i know to compare with pure imagination living there you’ll be free if you truly wish to be
ALICE IN WONDERLAND INDIE MASTERLIST
Last updated: 01 July 2015
This list encompasses all of the Alice in Wonderland fandom. Thus, you may see characters from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, Alice in Wonderland movies, American McGee’s Alice, Once Upon a Time tv series, Pandora Hearts, Alice Mare, Alice in Wonderland-based OCs, and more.
Will be updated when more are found. If you have any you want to add to this list, please submit them to me. Any blog inactive for 6 months will be taken off. This is an updated list of this.
Help Me Out?
If you are willing. No pressure at all. But, yes. With the fandom so huge considering the number of adaptations, this list is very hard to maintain. Doing any of these will be a great, great help:
- Reblogging to spread the word
- Submitting urls to me
- Letting me know of any errors, broken links, inactivity, etc
Liking (…..it boosts my self-esteem, okay?)
Anyway, thank you for reading~
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is, hands down, my favorite comedy sketch of all time.
Re logging again because I’ve been trying to find this FOREVER
❛ oh, yeah ? well, good t’know all those YEARS spent perfecting exactly that wasn’t for shit.
— thanks for noticing. ❜
“Yes, and how clever of you to cease being all RED and pulsing at the same time as the Soviet Union. ‘91 -- what a time to DIE.”
But you don’t tag with respect. You don’t offer rp etiquette. You don’t even think to call me Godmother. Instead, you come onto my dash on the day I like your post for a starter and you break my goddamn tag!
well YA GOT YER REVENGE, DID’TCHA, cuz u just BROKE IT RIGHT BACK
nonononononono whoever tagged me in the thing let me know
Gina: what’s new pussycat Gina: oh, just some hellish cruelty toward spangly superheroes, i guess.
{{ trickster-tongue }}
“In truth, I miss the days when mortals openly boasted of their greatness exceeding that of the gods. Such fun GAMES drew crowds, and we always ended up with a new species of ant by the end.”
{{ russiasartfuldodger }}
“ ----- The gent whose throat I tore tonight had this bottle of vodka in his possession. Expensive, unopened. I can’t get the benefit of intoxication and he has no use for it at present so it’s yours if you like.”
“Did you get that metaphor DIRECTLY out of the ‘Middled-Aged Creep in a Bar Handbook,’ or just happen to overhear it from one?”
“I never do anything by the handbook, although I will on occasion take the words straight from someone’s mouth. Perhaps with their tongue attached.”