my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER
I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT
tangerines? we got that.
Kmart deserves commercial of the year
oh m y gOD
AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.
i’d never die
but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day
imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together
imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!
IT GOT BETTER
JESUS CHRIST
i dont want to be soulmates with someone who keeps singing cotton eyed joe
me: everyone needs to just b chill 😇
me 10 minutes later at a red light: WHY👏ARE👏WE👏NOT👏MOVING
doge
A very round cat hand