Hello, this is your Goddess speaking

huh

WHO'S INVADING MY INBOX WITH DEFINED SKELETONS

rubbing my penis

big if true

not really, it's slightly below average

The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.

It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.

Ergo, big if true.

ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

Neither is schrodinger

Smooth Helmeted Iguana (Corytophanes cristatus), family Corytophanidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Hans Hillewaert

what is wrong with him (affectionate)

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

god bless the kringlefucker

Homestuck fandom fucking listen to me I am grabbing you by your shoulders right now - if they do keep updating homestuck^2 WE ARENT FUCKING REPEATING LAST TIME . WE ARENT HARASSING THE TEAM BEHIND IT. WE ARENT BEING FUCKING DICKS.

if you don't like it or the direction they're going that's completely fair, but this is a team of people working to update a comic we all thought was dead FOR FREE. it isn't hard to just. Not be a dick about it. Don't read it if you don't like it

>be a webcomic

>decent popularity and critical support from the fans at the start

>immediate drop in quality over next bunch of updates

>fans hate it

>gets so bad writers and artists are harassed to the point of leaving the team

>endless controversies between writers acting shitty on their personal Twitter account to fans to accusing discord mods of being 4Chan nazis

>comic loses half its funding 8 months in

>bimonthly updates 4 months in return to the sluggish once a month updates from the start

>pause 14 months into the comic’s intended 5 year run.

>announce a month later indefinite hiatus

>radio Silence for THREE YEARS AND NINE MONTHS

>be almost 4 year anniversary of the webcomic’s start, 17 days away to be exact

>drop 4 DOZEN pages

>new director

>new writers union

>new EVERYTHING even the title of the comic changed

>the “it’s so over” from the fandom supercharges back into “we are so fucking back”

>its name is enough to scare half this website into shock

>look at tags

homestuck gets an update out of nowhere with zero prior warning. the fandom immediately swarms to the page and crashes everything. it's like the good old days all over again

ive missed him so much hes such a bitch

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

date of origin: 16th of february, 2013.

weeping and howling

how are we feeling about the homestuck update

it’s funny how earnestly karkat’s romance expertise is given and received. a love guru whose qualification is that he’s a thirteen year old who’s watched thousands of hours of romcoms

ok that was funny

Король наелся и спит 👑

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

official boob post