I don't care if ya daddy is a cop Rebecca all cops are trash & so is your daddy

Drake Bell who?

His net worth is too deep in the negatives to even think calling someone out of their name

wanker

welp, fuck him

nihilistic-technofetishist: One last picture before i retire her and start a new one.

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george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

Either Maru didn’t notice that Hana was inside the bed he was about to take a nap on or he is trying to squish his little sister.

listening to industrial radio makes me feel like i’m doing a lot more with my life than i actually am

Guinea pigs often engage in eating races to see who can complete their food the fastest. Clearly, the one on the left has won this round.

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via sweet-gherkins:gifsboom:Video)

THIS IS BULLSHIT

When something is so cute you get mad at it.

THIS KITTEN SLEEPS IN A PIE

An adventurer

High-Five from Norbert, 3lb registered therapy dog (Source: http://ift.tt/1Hq0khw)