When you smell dick in the air

wash your fucking dicks 

Um no dick is the best smell

This is called a tactical kiss and it heals your bros when their health gets low

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

who is she?

hair goals

The Pokemon Manga is brutal af

when you can see the outline of his dick in them shorts

delete this

fucking delete this

chubby but mathematically perfect

Olympians: They’re just like the rest of us.

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

“Well hellooooo, beautiful!” 

#the movie we deserved

The Joker she deserved

Opening a risky text in public

Marowak’s Alola Form!

I just shit my pants