What is the funniest pokemon move

Obsessed with the description for this move

losing my mind at the animation as well

Aw they made up

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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Gone.

in me hole beep beep

F R E E H I M

most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer

me if i stopped complaining on tumblr dot com

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

This forces the question: If you baptize a centaur, and let’s say full immersion of the entire centaur to head off tedious arguments, is the whole thing considered washed clean of sin and so forth, or just the human portions of the centaur?

If you baptize a centaur you are sent to hell immediately

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

YES this character sucks and YES theyre manipulative and a murderer and overall just not a good person. but im making them a home cooked meal. so. maybe thats a you problem

i couldnt fix them BUT i can kiss them . maybe thatll calm them down

Oh? They manipulate you? And do all kinds of heinous things to you? Sounds like a skill issue. They got me breakfast in bed.

This is just as much a power fantasy (the power to make even someone very evil and cruel be invested in you and your wellbeing) as wanting superpowers or wealth or political power Also villains are often hot as hell, of COURSE people want to be their Special Someone

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

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Can you try again

not in the mood

it looks like it weighs… it weighs a sh… a ton… a shi…

how long have I been out

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

being a GM is really fun because sometimes you can make your players go through some really traumatic Evangelion bullshit, but other times you can force them to go bowling for no reason