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Draw A Circle: That's the Green Light

@dramatical-gatsbytalia / dramatical-gatsbytalia.tumblr.com

30 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ English teacher and amateur comedian 🐱 Cats are the best. I never skip arm day so I can throw terfs into the sun. I follow you back. Unless you're a porn blog.
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pragnificent

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.Β 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.Β 

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Two DnD characters I made for a Shadowdark campaign. Alfred is a half orc training to be a pit fighter, he and the other trainees kept talking about the grumpy old witch that lives in the forest near the training grounds. And in their free time they play chicken by getting as close as they can to Arthur's door and running away and laughing. And when Alfred gets a shot at it he trips over his own two feet and lands smack on Arthur's doorstep. And Arthur opens the door just unamused like "You pit fighters are annoying I just want to be left alone."

And Alfred is speechless because no one told him that the witch was that fucking cute like hnnnnnng Alfred is smitten. And so he tries to woo Arthur but Arthur is a solitary little gremlin who hates people. But he does fall for Alfred and they get married, so eventually he hates everyone except his husband.

I did not draw the hands. I realise this. I didn't want to ruin it 😭

#usuk#dnd au#witch arthur#half orc alfred
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ameliafuckinjones

Thinking about the British Invasion and how feral America was for all things British, I mean the anglophilia was off the charts, never had a nation in real life wanted to fuck another nation so bad. It's like the ancient version of the American tumblr girlies who were obsessed with One Direction, Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes and would post shit like "if I had a British accent I would never shut up πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ˜".

Honestly think that America has some semi tsundere tendencies when it comes to England/UK both in hetalia and real life, cause one decade Americans will be fawning over all things British and the next hating all things British, can you guess what the next decade will be like 😭😭😭

Nevertheless, my headcanon is that America has a room that looks like this locked away in his/her home:

Edit: these are the post I'm talking about, America was down BAD, like stand UP 😭😭😭

#this feels like hetalia bait#used to be one of them and i cosplayed as england#i also dated a brit and am still not over them lol#send fucking help#i did come across a recipe that used beans and the british woman making it made it sound delicious#and when i tried cooking it I felt so deceived that i am somewhat back to normal
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j-ellyfish

Finland is the kind of person who starts getting into Christmas mood as early as November. From late November, however, it’s the period where the Krampus wander around and punish naughty kids, until Saint Nicholas comes to tame them on December 6th. Because of this, December 5th is symbolically the day of the Krampus, right before Saint Nicholas puts them into chains. … Austria kind of feels their influence and can’t stand Christmas-related things before December 6th. On December 5th, his unsufferableness peaks. Not the best day for these two to meet, I bet lol.

Based on this meme, but I got the idea after drawing Austria as a Krampus for Hima’s April’s Fool thing … So, thanks Hima for accidentally inspiring me for something I’ve been planning to draw since April lmao

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j-ellyfish

HAPPY KRAMPUS DAY/DECEMBER 5TH!

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dramatical-gatsbytalia

I'd love this with more Heta characters and Christmas traditions. Or mores specifically Iceland as he gives people clothes so they don't get eaten by a giant cat while also stealing sausages from the rafters and being a loveable menace.

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felxcore

if 1p Poland's name is Feliks Łukasiewicz ten 2p Poland's name should be Łukasz Feliksiewicz.

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dramatical-gatsbytalia

Lukasz I can get but how are you going to have a 2p Poland and the surname doesn't have Szcz and only one vowel in it. 1ps name is bad enough, a 2p without the nightmare sounds that make me want to set my Polish textbook on fire just seems blasphemous and not something Jana Pawla II would approve of.

#pkease excuse me dropping letters my keyboard does not have the l with the line
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savethelifeofmychild

and how old are they i guess cause i sometimes forget not everyones grandparents are old as hell. okay love you

#i only have one biological grandparent left shes in her 80s#my younger cousin actually came out to her first because i was too scared to#but when my mum said grandma as been proudly saying she has a gay grandchild i called her up#like guess what grandma you actually have two gay grandchildren#and she said oh yeah i figured that you were gsy already because you post a bunch of activism stuff on FB#and then said Ill always love you#and i love my grandma shes amazing#idk how my grandparents on my dads side would react since they died already#i loved them both dearly so id be crushed if they would have been awful about it
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