• “You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
• “Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
• “I’m scared, hold me!”
• “I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
• “Tickle war has been declared!”
• “Bunny pyjamas, really?”
• “I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
• “Come on, just one bite.”
• “How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
• “I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
• “You’re so huggable.”
• “You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
• “Have you fallen asleep on me?”
• “Am I dead?”
• “Another one?”
• “And what if I don’t?”
• “Are you afraid of God?”
• “Are you crazy?”
• “Are you lost?”
• “Are you really that shallow?”
• “Are you sure it’s okay?”
• “Are you sure there were no…
• “How do you really feel about me?”
• “Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
• “Would you care if I was gone?”
• “Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
• “I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
• “Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
• “You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
• “How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
• “Just for today. Please.”
• “You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
• “We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
• “I… have loved you this whole time.”
• “Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
• “Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
• “You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
• “Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
• “Woah, when did you get that?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “You’re saying this was an accident?”
• “What a shiner!”
• “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
• “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
• “Let me kiss it better.”
• “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
• “Another fight?”
• “What happened to your face?”
• “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “You’re bleeding!”
• “What are friends for, ey?”
• “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
• “You need to look where you’re going.”
• “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
• “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
• “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
• “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
• “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
• “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
• “How could you be so careless?”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “H-how many of them were there?”
• “Do you want to build a snowman?”
• “The past is in the past.”
• “I’m where I’m meant to be.”
• “I know you!”
• “A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
• “People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
• “For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
• “Just look at the world around you!”
• “Someday my prince will come.”
• “If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
• “If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
• “But you’ll never know me.”
• “Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get! Mixture of angst, silly, romantic, and NSFW prompts.

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• “I’m pretty sure the last time we spoke, you told me to ‘drop dead, bitch.’ Sorry I took it personally.”
• “You don’t get it, do you? She’s ruined you.”
• “She’s not a bad person, she’s just not perfect!”
• “I’m just saying that there are different ways to produce an economy.”
• “This is all a little peculiar.”
• “Can I give you some advice? You gotta cut that shit out.”
• “You had every right to defend yourself.”
• “I didn’t defend myself! I killed the crap out of him!”
• “You don’t just walk away from your parents.”
• “Once you get past the blood and guts of it all, it’s really quite beautiful work.”
• “Are you trying to say that you have something on me? Is that it?”
• “I’m pretty used to things not turning out the way I expect and making the best of it.”
• “I want someone to know the truth about me in this world, and I’d like that to be you, if you’re okay with that.”
• “You’re the person that I’m closest to in this world.”
• “You’re a dick!”
• “There are ax murderers and whores stuffed under every rug.”
• “Life’s a cesspool you claw and scratch and fight to swim out of, but you never get to the top!”
• “You do errands for your mom. Well, aren’t you a dying breed?”
• “He’s a lame-ass poser. Thinks he’s a character out of Scarface.”
• “Such a pretty little kid. Such a trusting girl, and I couldn’t protect her.”
• “Oh yeah. You’re that guy with the God complex.”
• “You think you know what life is, that it’s something you just stay on top of with your soft words and your nice summer jacket?”
• “You sit there in your little playhouses with your cocktails, and you judge the rest of us.”
• “How can you ask me to live with this?”
• “I will die if you leave.”
• “Don’t you ever get tired of being so stoic?”
• “God, you’re contrary.”
• “Trust me, you can only do that for so long before you start sounding like Scrooge McDuck.”
• “You know that’s the only memory I have of her where she sounded happy?”
• “Once you start touching somebody’s body, the rest of it just kind of melts away.”
• “It’s so funny how people leave their things. There’s such an energy in it, like the person’s still present somehow in the animation.”
• “I’m not sure I’d refer to it using the term ‘magical.’”
• “People who have had crappy upbringings can sense it in other people.”
• “I see a kindness and a sensitivity in your face, and also hurt.”
• “If someone’s always looking at you like you’ve done something wrong, talking to you like you’ve done something wrong, treating you like you’ve done something wrong, I mean, you start to believe that you’ve done something wrong!”
• “Chaos seems to swirl around you, and I’m not sure why.”
• “I’m not lying. I’m not revealing the whole truth.”
• “She the one who won’t talk to me. She’s the one being irrational.”
• “We were so close, her and me. We were all we had.”
• “She was my whole world, my whole life.”
• “I mean, I loved her. You can’t help who you love.”
• “Parents do not have needs.”
• “We all whitewash our parents’ sins, because on some level, because we have to.”
• “I miss how close we used to be.”
• “How dare you come into my house and say such an ugly thing to me.”
• “Screw off, shit head!”
• “Why do crazy people keep gravitating towards me?”
• “Sometimes you hear and see things that aren’t there.”
• “I came here to start over. We are starting over!”
• “I’m just trying to help you, kiddo.”
• “We have to be together. We’re supposed to be together.”
• “Do you feel bad after?”
• “It wasn’t anything more than what it looked like.”
• “I love you more than my own life.”
• “I don’t ever want to live in a world without you.”