Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.
“i demand to be loved”
omg the sound it made coming down the stairs
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Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.
“i demand to be loved”
omg the sound it made coming down the stairs
If you don’t go “balalala” when I fist bump you, we cant be friends.
i moved over to bigbang-and-markiplier if you wanna follow me
100% white and gold
*on a date* *leaning on elbow, chin resting on palm, looking deep into their eyes* so tell me all the reasons why you like me and think im cute
honestly yall are like “boys should wear dresses makeup and crop tops!!!” but the minute a trans boy does anything remotely feminine it’s “umm r u sure ur trans ur a transtrender”
tumblr right now
He mad cuz he lost in Uno
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
why are people so threatened by queerness what do you think we’re gonna do to you you’re the ones killin us you’re the ones givin us a fuckin hard time you’re the ones makin us feel abnormal & makin us want to kill ourselves before we reach our first year of high school like
I KNEW SHIT LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN I FUCKING KNEW IT AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I FUCKING HATE THE BOOKS AND ESPECIALLY THE FILM (x)
me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot
witness: yes
me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate
witness: i’m bald
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
TODAY I WAS RUNNING AND THIS MINIVAN DROVE PAST ME AND SOME LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY YELLED OUT THE WINDOW SOMETHING LIKE “RUN FAT ASS” AND HIS MOTHER TURNED THE CAR AROUND AND MADE HIM RUN LIKE 5 BLOCKS WITH ME WHILE SHE DROVE NEXT TO US I ALMOST SLIPPED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
And that’s the kind of education idiotic people need. Seriously.
Parenting done right
Sooooo satisfying!
Ugh God that felt good to look at!
*rubs self like extremely high person*
ACTUAL AESTHETIC
Rubs self like extremely high person
the fucking pancakes omg
Perfection
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick