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Mostly we don’t get destroyed… Mostly we destroy ourselves.
Welcome to Night Vale: A Novel (via dailynightvale)
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"I-I'm sorry that I was naughty!" Liv cried. She looked up at him. "I promise not to do it again. I don't need to be punished... I don't wanna be"
“It’s alright love.” He smiled and took her into his arms and gave her a little squeeze, “I’m not angry in the slightest.”
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APARENTLY HOMESTUCK ENDED RECENTLY THANK YOU JESUS
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WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:
- Name:
- Age:
- How well do we know each other?:
- Do you have a pet name for me?:
- Do I have a pet name for you?:
- Are you attracted to me?:
- Why do you want to marry me?:
- Big wedding or Small wedding?:
- Do you see children in our future?:
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you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
Ello Lovelies!
I know I’ve been out for.. ever? But I’m back in business and I’d really like to role play with you guys again. If you’ll have me I mean. Gonna start sending out shit here in a little while.
As the Doctor spoke rapidly and passionately about the book in question, Rose’s eyebrows were raised as she tried to think of the book as well. It wasn’t like she could get a word in edgewise and once he had finished his rant, she couldn’t help but laugh.
“That was quite impressive,” She laughed.
He grinned and even let out a few laughs himself, it had been quite a display hadn’t it? He took a grandiose bow, “I glad you enjoyed my performance m’lady. I’m pleased that it met your standards.” He returned to standing up straight, smile still firmly on his face, “Oh! Speaking of ‘Of Mice and Men’ have you ever read it? It’s quite good.”
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Someone to Remember
Alivia frowned. She knew her and her daddy were special, and that she was very special cause she was half of her daddy and half human. “So she can’t come back?” she asked and looked up at him with sad eyes.
“M’afraid not my love, if we ever tried to go back we’d be trapped there forever. I can’t stay on earth forever, to boring, I’ve got to move around and be as free as I can. I need room to run, and so do you.” He pushed back any amount of sadness to the back of his mind, he’d dwell on them later, alone, “Speaking of that.. Jace! Danile! Get out here would you?”
Daniel came out first, with what could only be called bed head, haistily pulled on pj bottoms, and a very disgruntled look on his face, “You my good sir are a fucking coc-” if he hadn’t seen the child in the room it wouldn’t have been the best thing to ever happen to him, “Good morning,” not the best he’s ever covered in his life. Not by a long shot.
“Sup doc,” Jace came out several minutes later fully dress, though not to his normal standard of perfection, and graced everyone with a small smile before grabbing a soda off of the kitchen counter, “You need something?” He honestly hopped that the Doc had a good excuse for calling them out right now. He popped the top on the Coke and took a sip, leaning casually against the counter.
Someone to Remember
His smiled dropped instantly and suddenly his daughters hair seemed too bright, her eyes to brown, bright and ready for adventure, she was just to much like her mother, he took a deep breath and a solid minute before answering, “She left. To be with her mum I told her to, and she trusted me. It was better that way, this life isn’t right for a human, she needed to be with people that wouldn’t out live her by a thousand years.”
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Reblog if you daydream a lot.
This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.
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Wait til your niece and nephew are asleep before you two become petty teenagers towards each other.
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Anonymous asked:
Dear Pine Brothers, Do you both ever regret not sharing a life with someone and having children--a family to raise. The joys of raising and developing a relationship with your children and having a loving relationship with your wife? I hope it's not a too personal of a question.
Stanley: Well, when ya put it that way, I suppose I do kinda regret not settlin’ down and havin’ some kids of my own. A wife would be nice, too. You know, someone to share your life with and have fun with and… and die together with…
Well, sometimes it just doesn’t happen. I got kicked out when I was seventeen and turned to a life of crime. No sane woman woulda put up with that, even if she loved me. And I wouldn’t expect her to, either. Nah, the life I led was a life I had to lead alone.
Now that I’m settled down and ‘get my brother back’ is checked off on my bucket list, I s’pose I could find a nice woman. My dating pool in this town is limited to crazy old cat ladies and illegal moonshine operators, though, so it’s not lookin’ likely.
Besides, I’ve got enough kids to take care of already:
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Stanford: Well, I never had much luck with women. Believe me, I tried on many occasions to unlock the secrets of their gender.
Like why they always go to the bathroom together, or why they appreciate dishonesty when they ask if their dress makes them look fat, or why they always want to keep discussing things after you’ve already given them a solution, or…
Why do they always smell so nice? Does anyone know the answer to this mystery? Is it just their perfume? Is it pheromones? What is the secret?
In any case, I eventually discovered a new elusive and mysterious creature to pursue: science. If I became the first man to successfully implement a trans-dimensional portal that would allow mankind to jump from one universe to another, surely feminine attention would follow? And if all else failed, I thought I might find a companion in another dimension…
Stanley: Riiiiiigght… and how did babe huntin’ in sci-fi sideburn land work out for ya?
Stanford: She tried to eat me.
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OH GOD WHAT NOW.PNG
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Anonymous asked:
Apparently some folks have been referring to one or both of you as "Hunkle Stan". Feelings on this?
Stanley: Well, I don’t wanna brag, but I am a rather fine and charmin’ man. I mean, every time I go out the ladies just can’t seem to control themselves. Sadly, I’m a proud bachelor, so I ain’t lookin’ to get tied down. However, if any of ya want to take a long, slow ride on the Stan-O-War-
Stanford: Stanley, there are children reading this!
Stanley: I’m just kiddin’, ya crumb bum. And even if I wasn’t, I’m the only one of us that’ll ever get any action, so ya should be rootin’ for me.
Oh, and by the way: I’m the only Hunkle Stan here. Poindexter wouldn’t know the first thing about bein’ a hunk.
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TELL US MORE ABOUT SLOWPOKE THE SNAIL
Slowpoke is… was my pet snail when I was a boy. He was a fine little fellow; I’d kept him for two years and we’d been the best of friends. And then he met a terrible end. See, a particular someone also named Stan decided it was a great idea to eat very salty fries near his cage.
Long story short, Stanley dropped salt on him and the poor thing died-
Stanley: It was an honest mistake, Ford! And besides, you love watching chemical reactions!
Stanford: Not when that particular reaction is watching sodium violently rip the moisture out of the body of my beloved pet and turning him into a fizzing, bubbling pile of GOO!
Stanley: Yeesh! Somebody needs to learn to let go.